Behind

Today, I am just dirty dog tired.

I am behind in everything.

I am behind with answering my e-mail.

I am behind with returning my phone calls.

I am behind with my household chores.

I am behind with composing the next great earth shattering blog post.

I am behind with my scripture reading.

I am behind in my own prayer life.

I am behind my behind which is behind something else I'm sure I'm behind.

Crap.

I hate this.