Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Lego Mania

Ugh!

My morning began at 6:00 a.m. with my two young sons arguing over legos.

What is so compelling about these brightly colored pieces of interlocking plastic anyway?

The darn things cost an arm and a leg. I know that much for sure!

I also know that legos are addictive. My 12 year old salivates over the lego sales catalogue like a good drunk in a liqueur store.

Maybe the lego company should be federally mandated to put some sort of warning stamp on all lego boxes/sets.

Warning: The Surgeon General has deemed all lego products highly addictive and financially draining. Lego products are known to inspire an increased incidence of territorial behaviors in male children that may result in verbal combat and physical violence. Purchase with caution.

Watch out you dastardly Lego Company!

This fatigued, battle weary mother has a mission and Lego, you're going down!


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