Here are the top five things that appeared when I typed "Jerri needs"
Five simple things that Jerri needs....
1) Jerri needs to walk!
Uhhh, heck yeah Jerri needs to walk! Jerri loves to walk, she just doesn't walk often enough! (Jerri feels a little like Bob Dole when Jerri writes like this! Cracks Jerri up!)
2) Jerri needs chocolate and sex, in that order!
Ooooh! Jerri likes this one!
3) Jerri needs to change her attitude.
Jerri is the first to admit that her attitude can be a problem. She is an ardent believer that an attitude of gratitude makes all things better.
4) Jerri also needs to shut up.
Yup, Jerri needs to practice the art of listening. Rambling, self-important chatter often contributes to Jerri's own down fall!
5) Jerri obviously needs a slap!
Hmmmm, the only person who gets to bitch slap Jerri is the Holy Spirit. Jerri won't tolerate human hands hurting herself, or anyone else for that matter. The Holy Spirit now, well that's a whole other matter. The Holy Spirit has Jerri's permission to slap her into holy awareness where ever, and when ever the need is evident!
1) Jerri needs to walk!
Uhhh, heck yeah Jerri needs to walk! Jerri loves to walk, she just doesn't walk often enough! (Jerri feels a little like Bob Dole when Jerri writes like this! Cracks Jerri up!)
2) Jerri needs chocolate and sex, in that order!
Ooooh! Jerri likes this one!
3) Jerri needs to change her attitude.
Jerri is the first to admit that her attitude can be a problem. She is an ardent believer that an attitude of gratitude makes all things better.
4) Jerri also needs to shut up.
Yup, Jerri needs to practice the art of listening. Rambling, self-important chatter often contributes to Jerri's own down fall!
5) Jerri obviously needs a slap!
Hmmmm, the only person who gets to bitch slap Jerri is the Holy Spirit. Jerri won't tolerate human hands hurting herself, or anyone else for that matter. The Holy Spirit now, well that's a whole other matter. The Holy Spirit has Jerri's permission to slap her into holy awareness where ever, and when ever the need is evident!
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