***BEWARE: This couch eats little girls!***
If you were to visit me in my home, for you own safety, you would not be allowed to sit in our living room.
You see, we have people eating sofas. Yes, you read correctly. Our sofas eat people.
Most people have sofas that will support the weight of the individuals who sit upon them. Our sofas on the other hand, tend to swallow unwary visitors whole.
At first, this was a source of embarrassment for our family; but now, it's gotten so darn bad, that our embarrassment has given way to hilarity.
Tonite all that is about to change. You see, we have finally bought ourselves a "new to us" living room set. That is to say, we have just purchased a nice used living room sofa and love seat from an equally nice retired couple.
Truth be told, I'm a little sad to say goodbye to our people eating sofas. They have seen an awful lot over these past fifteen years. Those sofas have supported me through three pregnancies, five years of nursing babies, and many other things that I won't bore you all by mentioning now....
So, it only seems fitting to commemorate their disposal and replacement here in this blog!
Goodbye sofas!
Parting is such sweet (NOT!) sorrow!
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