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1…. Mommy, when I grow up will I be a mean mommy? (Oh honey, why would you even ask that question? When that time comes, I just know that you will be one of the most amazing mommies on the entire planet!) 2.... Why does that guy have only one leg? (He just does, that's all. Lots of us are missing various body parts, for lots of different reasons.) 3.... Will it hurt when my tooth falls out? What happens if it falls out while I'm sleeping? How will the Tooth Fairy find me? (Sometimes it hurts, but not usually. Thus far, no one in our family has aspirated on their tooth while they were sleeping, so you can rest easy child; and never fear, the tooth fairy has loved you since before you were born and she knows just where to find you!) 4.... What's the funniest word you've ever heard? (titillate) How's that spelled? (titillate) What does titillate mean? (Go ask your Dad!) 5.... Don't you think it's a little strange to name all of your outfits? (Now why would you ask that? Are you embarrassed that I have my "Grateful Dead Garb", my "Granny Gear", my "Peggy Hill glasses"?) 6.... Who would Jesus bomb? (Who do you think Jesus would bomb?) Eight year old responds: Satan. (Naaaw son, God doesn't bomb Satan, God just throws Satan in a lake of fire.) Eight year old responds: That doesn't sound a whole lot different to me. 7.... How come you don't like to go to church? (I don't have a good reason. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm very, very bad.) 8.... What's the strangest place you and Dad have ever had sex? (WHAAAT? Go ask your Dad!) 9.... Why do you call me "Boo"? (Because you are sooo gosh darn booootiful!) 10... Can you feel me? (In our family, this is code for "I think I'm sick." In this instance, I felt the kid up and said, "Sorry Charlie, you feel fine! No fever detected. You have to go.") 11... What's for dinner? (Uhhhhh, the same menu I told you when you asked five minutes ago!) 12... Did you know for only 30 cents more you can get that in a venti? (Crap, really?) 13... Would you pray for me? (Yes, of course I will.....and I have.) |
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