Snort alert....

In my own humble opinion, this post deserves a snort alert! In other words, put down your coffee before you read or you might just snort hot coffee through your nostrils.......

The other day, I'm drinking a cup of coffee and scrambling a half dozen eggs for my three youngest children when my four year old walks into the kitchen and nonchalantly announces,
"I know what my own butt hole looks like."

Startled, I stopped stirring the curdling eggs and asked, "Oh really, how could you possibly know what your own butt hole looks like?"

Her response, "I just do and that's all I can say right now." and off she flounced!

Should I suppose that my darling four year old took one of the many mirrors from around the house, laid it on the floor, parted her cheeks and took a peek, or what?

Of course, that pre-kinder conversation was topped by my oldest daughter (age 15), who recently asked if it were true that the latest craze in body alteration/beautification is anal bleaching. I wasn't sure whether I should be proud that my 15 year old brought this question to me in the first place or whether I should be somewhat chagrined that she would think I would even know the answer.

I love my children...they crack me up!

(No pun intended!)